Where I Have & Have Not Been

Didn't write this... If only I were so clever! Too funny not to share.

"WHERE I HAVE & HAVE NOT BEEN.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.



I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.



I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.



I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore."

lol